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Mother. When you are young, you think the world of her.  As a teenager, you think of her as horrifically out-dated, old-fashioned.  As adults, you begin to realize that maybe she does know something. And, by the time you truly, fully understand what she is all about, it is too late. Grab hold of the opportunity before it slips through your fingers and thank your mom for all she did, does, and will do for you because without her, you wouldn’t be here.

Some of the Things my Mom Taught Me…

• Logic- "Because I said so, that's why."
• Foresight- "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
• Irony- "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
• Weather- "This room of yours looks as if a hurricane hit it."
• Hypocrisy- "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Stop exaggerating!"
• Behavior Modification- "Stop acting like your father!"
• Envy- "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
• Medical Science- "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
• Justice- "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Some Famous Quotes about Mothers…

• All I am I owe to my mother. - George Washington
• The best medicine in the world is a mother's kiss.  - Anonymous
• Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs since the payment is pure love. - Mildred B. Vermont
• You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool Mom. – Unknown
• All mothers are working mothers- Anonymous

• A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. - Tenneva Jordan
• No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you - life.- Unknown
• Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown
• To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
• When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren
• Mother is the bank where we deposit all our hurts and worries. – Unknown

Some Cute Quotes From the Kitchen…

• Today's Menu: Take it or Leave it!
• The way to a woman's heart is through the door of a good restaurant!
• The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found!
• If God had intended us to follow recipes, He wouldn't have given us grandmothers.
• When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking!
• The food is ready when the smoke alarm goes off!
• My husband and I share work in the kitchen 50-50. I cook and he eats!
• Wherever I serve my guests, they like my food best!

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